Navy UFO Witnesses Speak Out

Wasn't that the guy in a lawn chair cruising at 15,000 ft. hoisted by a gaggle of weather balloons?

Some pilots hesitated to call it in for fear tower operators might die laughing.

I actually just saw a UFO. Then I strained my eyes and identified it as an ERJ.

I prefer UAP over UFO.

Earth must getting visited by a race of intergalactic squirrels. They always stay close enough to be seen in blurry images but never close enough for a clear image. Maybe we should rig a weather balloon with thousands of acorns and a few cameras and see if we can't settle this thing once and for all.